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Carl Pelini “News”

Posted by Farmer Ted on January 4th, 2010 under Football

If you’ve been paying attention to message boards or reading e-mails forwarded from your cousin’s neighbor’s paperboy, you know that some big Carl Pelini news is breaking.

The “news” is that there’s a rumor that’s rapidly gaining traction: Carl Pelini is going to be fired (or has already been fired) for some sort of marital indiscretion.

Let’s sort out what we know and don’t know:

  • We know: The rumor has been circulating since early December in some form. In the past few days it seems to have gained a critical mass and “did you hear…” status around the water cooler.
  • We know: The rumor has several variations.  CP has been linked to a powerful booster’s wife or (alternatively) a powerful booster’s teenage daughter.  The juiciest version involves an impregnation. 
  • We know: Photos of the women have begun to circulate on message boards, which is not good for anybody; CP’s facial hair is looking creepier by the day.
  • We know: The rumor (rumors?) hold(s) that Bo Pelini decided to fire him, or was pressured to fire him, and that it would be effective after the Holiday Bowl.
  • We know: Nobody affiliated with the Husker program appears to have been asked about it.
  • We don’t know: Whether there is any truth to any of this whatsoever.

Before we get too ahead of ourselves, let’s keep in mind that this rumor includes the Mount Rushmore of internet rumormania elements: (1) surreptitious sex, (2) abuse of power, (3) a famous/recongizable person and (4) it can’t be proven false until the accused parties diginify it with a response.  This isn’t going away.

So, here’s hoping that if the rumor isn’t true, the Athletic Department — preferably Bo himself — gets out there and stamps it out so we can move on.  The fact that the rumor exists is now the story, whether the rumor itself is true or not.  It has to be addressed, as friends and foes alike are more than willing to interpret silence as an admission.

Thoughts, insights and responsible speculation are welcome in the comments…

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  1. We know: The rumor (rumors?) hold(s) that Bo Pelini decided to fire him, or was pressured to fire him, and that it would be effective after the Holiday Bowl.

    If this is true that’s all kinds of Tom Osborne awesome. Let’s kick the shit out of Zona and then take care of this.

    Sincerely hope the teenager isn’t involved.

  2. How the hell did they dominate defensively with that hanging over their heads? Maybe the players weren’t aware.

  3. Carl will no doubt use the “but judge, look at her!” excuse.

  4. Seattle Husker said:

    January 4th, 2010 at 6:33 pm

    Teenager? This rumor has gotten out of hand. The former runner-up to Mrs. Nebraska (notice the “R”) would be flattered if she likely wasn’t so embarassed by the publicity this story is bound to get.

  5. Mister Mike said:

    January 5th, 2010 at 7:22 am

    Gotta say I’m a little nervous to see how this shit turns out, if there’s any truth to it. Of course I’m one to believe that if there’s smoke, there’s fire so I imagine that some combination of the above is probably true. If so, I wonder if anything will actually come of it. NU is coming off of it’s first 10 win season since 2003, after fielding one of the most dominant defenses in college football, and arguably the most dominant defensive line in Husker (maybe college football) history. Carl was an architect of said defense. It’ll probably be settled behind the scenes somehow, and Carl gets his one and only “Get Out of Jail Free” card and the booster/person/used car salesman locks his wife/daughter in a dark shed, a’la Leach for the next few seasons, and swallows the key.

    Course if NU hadn’t won 10 games this year, and experiences a significant drop off next year on D, then it’s a whole new game I’d imagine.

  6. Mike, I’m nervous too. This would be bad. And although I also count myself in the “where there’s smoke” camp, “smoke” is really easy to create and reinforce these days, so I’m withholding judgment.

    Here’s the thing — if you believe this rumor, you believe that Bo and the Administration (including Osborne) decided that it made sense to delay CP’s firing until after the season. This means that they found CP’s transgression to be egregious enough to merit termination, but not right away. That seems like quite a stretch. These are smart guys, and they had to know that the “Why did you wait so long” question would be asked. The answer cannot be “Because we wanted to win the bowl game.”

    So, I think the two most likely scenarios are that either (1) it’s all bullshit or (2) something did happen, but it’s going to be handled privately and won’t involve CP’s firing. If (2), that would explain the radio silence from the Administration, at least.

  7. Carl should be ashamed to accept that “trophy” he didn’t deserve.

  8. “Why did you wait so long” question would be asked. The answer cannot be “Because we wanted to win the bowl game.”

    They can say they wanted to conduct a thorough investigation. Which conveniently wrapped up after the bowl. That’s what I’d do.

  9. The only person that should be ashamed is the person who posted this garbage.

    There is nothing substantiated whatsoever in this post. And some of the suggestions here are ridiculous and absolutely not true.

    Nice attempt at trying to make a name for yourself, d-bag. Why the hell would Bo or anyone at the AD address something that is either not true or not an issue?

  10. The Truth has spoken. What do you have to say for yourself, Farmer?

  11. Truth,

    I encourage you to read the post again. The “news” is that there is a rumor, and that the rumor is affecting the fan base. There is no claim that CP did any of this stuff (and I continue to hope that he didn’t).

    I agree that there is nothing substantiated in my post. In fact, I specifically said that we don’t know whether there is any truth to any of this.

    Whether you like it or not (and again, I don’t), the rumor is out there and it’s real. Google “Carl Pelini fired” and see what happens. It’s becoming a joke, and right now, ignoring it does more harm to the program than good.

  12. The Truth is actually Carl Pelini. I say you offer him a column.

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    seattlehusker said:

    January 5th, 2010 at 12:57 pm

    The Truth: What don’t you understand about the rumor? Read any public B12 message and you’ll see a reference to the rumor. I think Farmer Ted did a pretty good job of dissecting the rumor dispelling the most silly aspects of said rumor.

    Is there proof of this? Not public proof and I hope there won’t be. I also don’t feel NU should address it unless it spills over into the public (ie. established media coverage).

    If Carl is guilty of adultery I also don’t think it has anything to do with his job as DC. In a country where 1 in 2 marriages end in divorce (infidelity as a major cause) I think this is an issue for CP’s family and the “other” woman’s family to resolve.

    I also know that Osborne never publically disciplined a coach with similar “issues” in the past so I wouldn’t expect either TO or BP to do so now.

  14. Barry Switzer's Thingy said:

    January 5th, 2010 at 1:40 pm

    Let’s see a picture of this former Mrs. Nebraska (notice the ‘R’) runner-up. My guess is that Bo and this booster are waging a behind-the-scenes battle as we speak (write), and once everyone figures out who wields the most power within the Nebraska athletic program, a solution will arise. Of course, if it’s the former Mrs. Nebraska’s (notice the ‘R’) booster man who loses, we probably won’t hear a word unless he wants to out his woman and pile a little public humiliation on her. My $$$ is on Bo.

  15. Well, Carl is in Houston today – I believe Jay Guy’s in home is scheduled – and I find it hard to believe Bo would have him on the road recruiting if there really is a big stinkbomb about to go off.

    Like Carl’s dick in these chicks!! Oh snap!

    My early guess is that the rumor was started by someone – or someoneS – with an axe to grind. If this was true, I would think that TO & Bo would be getting it over with as quickly as possible. Even if they’re trying to keep it quiet until after signing day, I’ve got to believe he’d still be shut down with the “flu” or at least be sent recruiting in Maine & Newfoundland or something.

  16. Carl will be on the staff next year. This incident will never be acknowledged by anyone with affililiation to the athletic department. CP is picking up where Devaney left off! HA!

  17. The plot thickens:

    According to a standard Google search’s results field, there used to be a post on the Mrs. Nebraska blog entitled “A Day With Coach Carl Pelini” from sometime in July or August of 2008. Apparently that post no longer exists on the blog, indicating it has been recently deleted.

    Hmm…

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  19. So this is your stance:

    “Well, the guy is just repeating rumors already out there–b-b-but he’s trying to dispel them!”

    Great strategy. Take ridiculous rumors from message boards and e-mails, post them as “some big Carl Pelini news is breaking,” and watch your little hit-o-meter go up and up. You don’t address that they’re rumors or could be false until halfway through your post, after you put all the bullshit out there.

    Plain and simple, you are trying to generate hits to your website by posting every Husker rumor that is floating around. Best of luck with that. Websites always do *really* well with that kind of strategy.

    And this: “It’s becoming a joke, and right now, ignoring it does more harm to the program than good.”

    What’s doing the program more harm than good is idiots like you who are putting completely false information out there for people to digest. I don’t care if you say it’s not true or what your personal opinion is on the matter. The fact is that you are helping permeate this information by making it more readily available.

    From what I can tell, you guys are a bunch of wanna-be insiders that instead look like morons because your information is taken from chain e-mails. Well done, gentlemen.

  20. Truth –

    Your notion that we should all sort of band together and squash this rumor by agreeing not to talk about it is a quaint one, but sadly it’s not the way the world works anymore. I don’t know whether that’s a good thing or a bad thing, but the reality is that these days — as in this case — a rumor can be so pervasive and so powerful that it becomes news in itself.

    As a recent example, remember the rumor that Obama wasn’t a natural-born citizen? It was (and still is) rejected by most people as silly and spiteful garbage, but the fact that the rumor existed was very real news and it was widely reported. Did the reporting of the rumor by news sources actually help spread it, as a side effect? Probably. But because some rumors turn out to be true, I’d rather have rumors presented to me in an objective and balanced fashion so I can decide for myself. To be overly dramatic for a moment, I’m afraid of a world in which information is screened, repackaged and distributed by those who might benefit from withholding it.

    So, that’s why I posted the CP thing. You obviously disagree with the way it was presented, and that’s fair criticism. And because this site is new and has no track record yet, I guess I understand why you skipped to the conclusion that we’re just looking for hits and notoriety. (If we were breaking this story rather than just noting it, that would be a valid point.)

    By the way, if you have information to share that indicates that the rumor is false, I’d love to hear it, publicly or privately. At this stage that would be important information to put out there. But my guess is that like the rest of us, you’re simply hoping none of this is true.

  21. Carl “the Truth” Williams is a Husker fan? Who knew.

  22. I would like to immediately dispel the ugly rumor that has surfaced concerning myself & Eliza Dushku. We have never, I repeat, NEVER, been seen in public having sex behind a waterfall display in an Ames, IA hotel lobby, the stairwell at Westroads or under the table at Lo Sole Mio.

    Please, PLEASE, do not spread this rumor any further by posting articles regarding its existence in every outlet possible.

    (Mila Kunis or Rachel Nichols either)

  23. I think this news dispels the rumor once and for all:

    http://www.huskerextra.com/articles/2010/01/06/football/doc4b450dc84b5ef989912378.txt

    Unless Dr. Tom has gone over to the dark side and is rewarding Carl for his meretricious seductions, I guess…

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    seattlehusker said:

    January 6th, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    You beat me to it Bob but I felt this news was worth of it’s own blog post:

    http://betteroffred.fantake.com/2010/01/06/carl-pelini-receives-an-80-raise/

    Imagine how the booster (if there is a “booster) feels right about now?

  25. I know fans have wishful thinking that this is not true, as do I, but unfortunately Carl Pelini is a scum bag. She did not win Mrs. Nebraska but competed in the 2008 contest and this is where Carl met her. People close to these individuals have confirmed an affair and they are divorcing over it. There are other rumors flying and I do not want to spread them without validity. They are even uglier.

    This couple has 2 small children and Pelini has a wife with 3 kids. This is a sad, sad story. I do not know if it is a fireable offense but I sure as hell would not want my kid to play for a home wrecking scum bag with questionable morals.

  26. Maybe they’re waiting until all the recruits are signed to announce that Carl didn’t deserve his trophy and has to be sent to timeout?

  27. It is my understanding that the soon-to-be ex-father-in-law is mighty unhappy and Nebraska could suffer over the money he seems hellbent to withhold. And he does have alot to withhold.

  28. I’m a fellow perpetrator of blogging about this rumor and receiving tons of negative feedback including a legal threat for libel. Since then I’ve put my tail between my legs and removed the post. I wanted to tell you to keep up the work, even if its good or bad. It’s your/our right to blog our opinions.

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  30. Buck O'Fama said:

    October 4th, 2011 at 1:10 pm

    Carl won’t be fired, he won’t be able to sit with the adults though because he’ll be at the kids table……in a booster chair.

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